Dreams of Flight

Dreams of Flight

Excuse me. Excuse me, sir? I need some water. It’s for my pills. They’re anti-anxiety pills. I’m afraid of flying! Excuse me. Excuse me, sir? My seat isn’t reclining. Can you fix that? Excuse me! I specifically chose not to be sat next to fat …

First Date

First Date

First dates. I’ve had plenty of first dates. But, hardly any second dates. Since I already met Paul at the bar, let’s call this date number two. Hope you like white. It’s all I have. I do. Just to stop by inevitable journey towards becoming …

The Ugh One

The Ugh One

Working as a flight attendant, you often encounter people who like to tell you their unsolicited opinions of your employer. As if you can do something about it. You fly for Royal Skies? Yeah. How did you know? You’re checking something on your phone and …