I Mailed Myself in a Shipping Container & You Won’t Believe What Happened (Human Mail Challenge)


(dramatic music) – So you guys just love it
when I mail myself in a box. I’ve got it already, yeah. I’ve been thinking for a
while since the last one. Felt “Yo, I’ve not mailed
myself in a while.” (laughter) This is a weird thought to
have. I know, but it is true. I’ve not mailed myself in a while. I mean, I’m fed up with doing it in a box. You know. I’ve done it in
a box like three times now. Today, I feel like I want
to do something bigger. Something better. Something more epic. Shipping container. So what I first wanted to
do was go to the docks. Find an open shipping
container. Just jump in. And then I don’t know
where I’m going to go. Just go there. Actually
tried that already. Just watch this. What I’m going to do is
I’m going to put these on. And attempt to just walk
straight through into the docks. Let’s go. (door slam) (electro music) I was so close. I was actually was actually so close. I walked in through the main gates. I was actually kind of in for a second. Then a guy stopped me. Alright, then. Yeah, look. I look like I fit in more now. This can’t go wrong. Come on, let’s go. Nah, they recognised me. It was the same guy. He said “I know it was you.” Tonight. We’ll come back tonight. Come on. (suspenseful music) Alright, so it’s night time. We booked ourself into a hotel room. We’re gonna go try this again. We’re literally straight
across the road from the docks. What? This. Yeah. And the trousers as well.
They’re a bit too big. So I mean, I can take them back and get
my money back when we’re done. (laughter)
It’s just for tonight. We’re gonna go. We’re gonna do this. I’ll wash it off. I’ll wash it off, right? Okay. So anyway. Forgetting that. We’re
straight across the road. It’s the only tshirt they had in black. I had to get this one, okay? We’re gonna go do this. (suspenseful music) I’m just coming around this corner. (suspenseful music) Dead end. Mission abort. Quick! Come on! (laughter) Complete fail. So what I have to do is rent
my own shipping container, and I’m going to have it picked up, taken to the docks, and then shipped. It’s not exactly the ideal way. So what we’re going to do is, go in the house, find a place online, and get myself shipped there
in that shipping container. But before we go, let me just make sure you go follow me on Instagram and twitter. Links in the description below. My username @killemftw And I do stupid stuff like
this usually every two, three, four days. This
one took a little longer, because it’s a huge video. It’s a big video. So anyway, if you’re enjoying this video, you’re going to enjoy the rest. So make you smash that subscribe button. And if you’re new, make sure you press that little bell right next to the subscribe button, and you’ll be notified
every time I upload. It’s as easy as that. And I’ve just got rid of the bouncy castle from my last video. I had to throw it away. If you didn’t see that
one, go and watch it. It was awesome. Don’t leave just yet. There’s going to be links
right at the end of this video. Anyway, let’s go inside. Plan this thing. And then go buy supplies, because this is going to be an epic video. So get ready. (typing) Okay, so I’ve been sat
here for a couple of hours. I’ve already got a shipping
container on the way. I know somebody with a piece of land. It’s going to be there soon. It’s going to be seven foot by eight foot. So it’s quite a small shipping container. Plenty of room for me, though. Next thing I’ve got to
decide is how I’m going to go where we’re going to go. So I’ve got a friend who actually works at the shipping docks. So I’m going to give him a call. I’m going to ask him
when he’s next working. Get us in, bypass all
the x-rays and stuff, and he’ll let us out on
the other side as well. Because you can’t open these
things from the inside. So I’ll give him a quick call right now. Yo, what’s good (bleep)? When you next working? Tomorrow? Where are you going? Iceland? Okay, I’m going to finish
this phone call with (bleep), and I’m going to go buy supplies. Let me just. I’ll sort this thing out. Yo, I’ve got a video idea. Help me out. Can you get me through
one of the x-ray machines? So we’re in the shop getting supplies. I mean, I usually go for a theme. Like all Mexican or stuff
like that. Well not usually. But today, it’s serious. I could be in there for two to three days. I need to make sure
I’ve got plenty of food. Plenty of drink. So I need
to make sure I’m comfortable. And I’ve got things to do. So I’ve found the camping/survival aisle. There’s this torch thing
where it’s like really bright. I could put that on the ceiling. I’ve already got the survival kit. Oh, this is cool. Look at that. It’s a fork,
a spoon, and a knife in one. Fook? No. A floon. I like it. We’ve got the floon. (laughter) Look at that. Yes, it’s
going to be awesome. Ah, yeah. We’re having
it. We’re having it. I also need a foot pump to blow it up. Cheetos. I’m going to be in there a while. It’s going to be like a next day thing. We’re going to go into day two I think. So, I’ve got to have my Frosties, man. My cereals, you know? A day doesn’t begin properly unless I have my cereals. And you can’t have cereals without milk! But this could go weird
if it gets warm in there or something. So I think I’m going to try powdered milk. I never even knew this was a thing. You add water to it, and
it turns into into milk. Does not sound nice. But, we’ll have it. Extra sandwiches. Sandwiches. I want some magazines. That one. That one. That one. That one. That one. That one. Oh, and maybe that one. I need some plastic bowls
to put my cereals in. Seven pack of snickers. Ten litres of water.
I think that’s plenty. Oh, where do I wee wee? I had one of these ones when
I mailed myself to America. Yeah, it did. So I’m going to get that again. Pretty sure that’s enough stuff. So I’m going to go buy this. I’m going to go back home,
gather all my supplies, and then off we go to
the shipping containers. (hip hop music) Here we go. This is it. This is the shipping
container that I’ve rented. So, what’s going to happen is this is going to get picked up real soon. I’ve just got enough time
now to set everything up, and make it all nice in here. It’s going to be picked
up, taken to the docks, taken from the docks to Iceland
with me in it. (laughter) And then obvious it’s going
to be brought back to the UK, but without me in it,
because I’ve rented it, and I’ve got to give this back
to the person who owns it. This beast first. (laughter) (grunts) That’s everything. He’s a good friend. He owes me a favour. Ooh. It’s gonna be a while. (whooshing) – [Voiceover] Day two. (whooshing) Day three. (whooshing) Day four. (laughter)
– That is awesome. So the pick up guy is
literally expected any minute. This took way longer than
I expected to blow it up. So, Moon’s gonna close the doors now. And then he should be here. Let’s go. (doors slamming) – [Tom] I’m pointing the
camera at me right now. So you can see me from the microphone. So literally, it’s completely
pitch black in here. It’s literally, I can’t even see one dot. Guys, I should have got my
light before I did this. (laughter) I didn’t know it
was going to be this dark. Wait wait wait wait wait. Let me see if I can get my light. Yeah! Yes! I’m going to duct tape
that to the ceiling, so I can use it as a proper house light. Here we go. So I stuck
that to the ceiling. And I’ve also stuck this to the wall. And I’ve also got this little one here. So I’ve got three lights. What? Alright! So, the man is here. I’ve got to be quiet now. If he knows I’m in here, he’s not going to take me to the docks, and the whole plan is foiled. Foiled? Who says foiled? (laughter) (machinery noise) Whoa. So I’m in the back of the truck right now. And he’s really loud. I feel a bit sick. I feel a bit sick, I’m not gonna lie. (panting and laughing) Oh my god. Oh no, this is going
to be a long two days. I can’t believe this. This is awesome. This is awesome. I’ll show you what I’ve got in here. Duct tape, obviously. All my food and stuff that
you saw me buying earlier. I’ve got my first aid kit as well. Got my sleeping bag. I’ve looked online. It’s about three or
four degrees in Iceland. Celsius. Almost freezing point. So this is going to be really cold. I’m assuming it’s going
to be really cold in here, because you know there’s no
insulation in these walls. Both of them lights, and my glow light. I’ve also got spare
batteries for the camera. Spare batteries for the microphone. You don’t want to know about that. I’m just letting you know. I’ve forgot my powerbank for my phone. That’s me and Moon. I’m
not going to show Moon. It’s currently 13:23. No service in here. It’s 78% battery. That’s where we’re at right
now. That’s all I’ve got. Seriously. No service. This whole metal container
must be blocking the signal or something. I mean, I couldn’t even go
to the internet or anything. I’ve just got a few games on my phone. (cries) Why didn’t I bring my powerbank. I always remember my powerbank. At least I remembered my phone this time. I can’t eat or drink anything just yet, or I will puke. This thing is like dirty as hell. It looks like somebody
already did puke. (laughs) The floor is filthy. I don’t know if these shipping containers are airtight or watertight, but I’m pretty confident I’ve
got enough air in here to survive if it is airtight. But I don’t think it is. And I’ll show you why. Over in this corner,
there’s some air holes. And then behind me up here, there’s some air holes as well. The truck that we’re in right now has come to a complete stop. I think that we’re in the docks. (crashing) Whoa! My mate (bleep), we’ve
got a secret knock planned. He’s going to knock on the container. He knows which one it is, and when he’s given me the knock, I know that he’s found me. And we’re good to go. And he’s actually coming
on the boat with me. But the thing is, I cannot show
(bleep) at all on the video. If I show his face, I’m going to get him in
a whole lot of trouble. He’s going to lose his job. So he’s going to open the
doors, run to the side, and I’m just going to run
out as quick as I can, so no one gets caught. We’re still quite a long
way away til then, yeah. But I’m just letting you know the plan. So I’ll I’m doing right now, is I’m waiting for (bleep) to come along. To give me the secret knock. (bang) What? So I’d just had the
secret knock from my mate. He did it a little bit too quick. I didn’t catch it on camera. He literally just did it real quick, and he must have gone straight away, just to make sure no one’s
suspicious of what’s happening. We are kind of safe. We’re in his hands. He knows we’re here. So going good. Good! Down! It’s going as planned. It’s all going as planned,
is what I meant to say. Mm mm mm. Eating some food, and playing some games on my phone. I’ve been reading these
magazines that I bought. These things. This one
came with a knitting set. I had a go. It went completely horrible. Look, it’s just like
women’s things I’m reading. It’s interesting. Ooh. Wait. Kylie, baby. Oh, possibly Rihanna’s
hiding a baby bump too. That’s not too bad actually. It’s just a little after ten.
Like 10:04 to be precise. My phone is almost dead. I’ve been playing games. And I’ve been reading these magazines. I’ve had a sandwich.
I’ve had a bag of crisps. My pasta came with a fork in there. So I didn’t have to use my special one. And also I’ve been drinking some water. Not too much. A couple litres. I’m pretty sure that I’m
going to be here overnight. I think I would have gone by now if we were going to be
setting off tonight. So I’m going to get my sleeping bag, because it is a little chilly. I’m going to get in here. Get comfortable. And have a sleep. (grunting) Oh yeah. Oh. I meant to turn the lights off. So I’m going to turn the lights off. It’s going to be pitch black, so there’s no point in
me recording anything. I’ll let you know when I wake
up, and keep you updated. Goodnight. It’s just so loud out there. I just woke up. I can hear forklifts going
around, big lorries and stuff. Cars passing me. I have had a bit of a sleep, and I can’t tell what time
it is anymore, because. Phone’s dead. Is it still night time right now? Is it morning? I don’t know. Could literally be just twelve am. Could be six am. I don’t
know how long my sleep was. I think I’m going to have some cereal. I’m going to try that
weird powdered milk stuff. I don’t know how much to add. (pouring) No, I’ve spilled it everywhere. I’ve got milk soaked.
It’s soaked right in. Oh, it’s all in my sleeping bag. Oh! It’s soaking all into the sleeping bag. This is disgusting. (crunching) Mmm. Actually not bad. I did bring my potty with me if you saw it earlier in the shop. I bought a new potty. I’ve just used it. I did go wee wee. I’ve hid it down this side. I’m not even going to show
it, because that’s gross. (laughter) I don’t know
why I’m saying this video. That is that. (bang) Okay. I think I’m on the boat. If we are on the boat
right now, this is it. This is the big moment. This is where the main part happens. It started. We are on the way. The boat is definitely started. It felt like a huge rumble
noise as the engine started. And now we’re moving. This
is it. There’s no going back. And I’ve eaten quite
a lot of food already. I’ve still got a lot of water left. So far, supplies are going well. I’ve just got no sleeping bag now. It’s over there in the corner still. It stinks cause of the milk. The sleeping bag’s all sticky. It’s kind of like stuck together, and it stinks, so I can’t utilise. It’s going to be cold in Iceland.
Three degrees in Iceland. I’m gonna. Oh, why did
I have to make milk? Why did I have to make my own milk? I don’t want to just vlog all the time. There’s not a lot for
me to just talk about. This really is just me here existing. (grunting) I don’t know
how long we’ve been. This trip is so boring. It must be quite a big boat
because we’re quite steady. It’s not like we’re
rocking over in the waves. I don’t feel too bad. A tiny
bit sick, but nothing crazy. The truck ride was a lot worse. Just so bored, and because I’m laying here
just thinking about everything, I’ve got nothing to
take my mind of things. I’m just overthinking everything. Like, what if the boat sinks?
What if something happens? Boats do go down. So many things could go
wrong still at this point. This is reality, which is
kind of hitting right now. As soon as we got on that boat, it kind of started to hit me. But now it’s just sending
me to anxiety attacks. I don’t know what to do. If I just started shouting, if I just started shouting
and banging to get out of here because I can’t. I do not like this one bit. I don’t like being here. It’s sending me crazy. I’ve been eating loads of food and stuff. It’s way over there. Just to keep me going, I’m just eating cause I’m bored really. To be honest, I’m not even hungry. I’ve been drinking and stuff. It stinks and it’s still a
bit wet, but I don’t care. I’m doing okay. Oh, it’s just so cold. I don’t know. It must be
getting close to Iceland. I’ve not video’d a lot at all. I’ve been sleeping and
eating. Just chilling. I should have video’d more.
I didn’t video a lot at all. I just want to fall asleep. It’s dangerous when
you’re as cold as this. (moaning) My last torch just went.
The battery’s gone. The one on the ceiling
went hours and hours ago. And now the one on the wall’s just gone. The batteries have gone.
It’s just pitch black now. This is made the whole thing
a thousand times worse. I can’t see a thing.
There’s nothing to see. It’s just pitch black.
You can’t see anything. So, I guess the next time I see you will be when we’re landing in Iceland. But for now, this is Killem, over and out! Okay, so I think we’ve been docked now. I’m pretty sure. The boat’s
engine has completely stopped. It’s a lot quieter. And now I can hear shipping containers being moved around and stuff. (banging) Shhh. We’re here. We’re here. I cannot be loud. I
can not get caught now. I’ve gone through too
much now to get caught. Okay. So now I’m just waiting around. He’s going to pat on the door
to let me know it’s happening. And I’m going to turn the camera
on. I’m just going to run. Okay, he’s just knocked.
It’s happening. We’re here. Oh! Oh! Come on quickly. I can see light. (panting) This way. This way. Looks like there’s road this way. Oh, I don’t know where to
go. Don’t know where to go. I don’t know where to go.
I’ll just go this way. There’s a fence. There’s a fence. (clanking) (panting) I’ve done it. I’ve done
it. Can’t stop running yet. Keep going. Keep going. I’ve done it. This is the docks. Yes! Iceland! I can’t believe I’ve done it. So the nearest town actually
wasn’t too far away, so what I’m going to do is I need a drink after all that running. I’m gonna buy a phone charger. And then I’m gonna get
a hotel or something. Book flights and stuff. It’s going to be a long journey. I can’t believe I’m in Iceland. (laughter) (hip hop music)

100 Replies to “I Mailed Myself in a Shipping Container & You Won’t Believe What Happened (Human Mail Challenge)

  1. If I did this I would have brought at least 5 blankets (the amount I sleep with in my bed) and 3 pillows (also my normal amount) same kind of couch thing or something similar. I would have brought lots of sandwiches and lots of water as well. Snacks (Oreos,Doritos,cheezits, etc.) A portable battery and charger, also a portable air filter, and mini space heater. Last but not least something to wee in and some light source 😉😂

  2. Has anybody else seen the video where he forgets to blure Moons face, because she is in the background??!!….

  3. Next time you mail yourself or decide to go somewhere you should pack a watch and a GPS so you can see where you are and what time it is lol

  4. Did anyone realise how he kinda moaned about the milk leaking into his sleeping bag but wipes it up with the sleeping bag after

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